What Are Some Things Comparable To Jeff Fisher?
LA Rams coach Jeff Fisher is the object of no man's envy. He is the embodiment of "Meh." Yet he continues to walk into job interviews sporting a mullet/mustache combo, and walk out with NFL head coaching positions...which is by far the most impressive thing about him. Granted, he brought the 1999 Tennessee Titans to the Super Bowl, but it required the Music City Miracle and a lateral shaped like Jeff Fisher's mustache to get there.
He has a career record of 170-156-1, and he's lost more playoff games than he's won...Here are some things comparable to Jeff Fisher:
A 2014 Kia Cadenza. Nothing says, "I have reached the goals I have set for myself, and they are very low." like purchasing a Kia with 23,000 miles on it,
Winning $5 on a $5 scratch off lotto ticket. It feels like a win, but when you think about it, it was really just an adrenaline filled hassle that leaves you right back where you started.
Outdoor cats. You can forget they even exist for weeks at a time. But when they come back into your life, they're either beat to shit and missing half an ear, or they drop a live mouse in your living room and make you feel again for the first time since your other outdoor cat died.
Your 34th birthday. It had its moments, but in hindsight, you aren't sure if it was worth the headache.
Free tickets to an LA Rams game. Working for the Rams marketing department has got to feel a lot like working for the Dentyne Ice marketing department. Every time your target demo experiences your product, its value is so fleeting you have to dress it up with customized printing on the thinnest cardboard the third world labor market has to offer. "Happy 10th Birthday Elijah! If Jeff Fisher is still coaching in the NFL when you turn 34, save your stub and we'll send you a refund for the face value of this ticket! A random check for $89 is sure to be the highlight of your special day!"
