Chiefs' Tight End Kelce Centers Up Patriots' Van Noy's Tight End

I don't know if it's legal to blog NFL game footage, but if I get a cease and desist order from the League's lawyers on behalf of The Shield I'll know I'm on their radar.

Dear Miserable Fuck,

If you are reading this on behalf of Roger Goodell, then you already know. He's an even bigger piece of shit than you are. Please tell him I said so if you see him in the hallways.

Thanks!

Eric Posthumus

Now watch Travis Kelce try to delfate this football inside Kyle Van Noy's butthole, footage courtesy of Roger Goodell's NFL: