Cubs Color Man Extraordinaire Jim DeShaeis Demonstrates Hyperbole Following Albert Almora, Jr.'s 169 MPH HR at PNC Park. Nice!

Cubs 8 - Pirates 2 FINAL

TL/DW the game: JD cannot tell a lie, just like how George Washington popped that cherry tree in 1769. It's called hyperbole, learn about it with your ears. I think Jane Lynch would agree, JD is discreet, but he'll haunt your DreaMs:

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Cubs CF Albert Almora, Jr. hits a laser over the LF wall at PNC Park. Jim Deshaies

Viewer Knows Jim Deshaies Cannot Tell A Lie, Tweets To Investigate. JD Knocks It Out Of The Park With A 169 MPH Explanation.

Please pardon the poor video quality and limited additional commentary. Widesnapper.com is in the process of upgrading our technological resources and rolling out our new "Limited Editional" commentary, which is supposed to be 6 to 9 times better than what you just heard here, first. Furthermore, the varied spellings of DeShaies/DeShaeis throughout this blog post is itself hyperbole. What's the I before E rule? I before E...always?